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By Jack Joseph Smith

Truth What's first? Raising Hell What's second? Being a doctor What's third? Falling in love Literature What's first? A first draft What's second? A second draft What's the best? The third drafy

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GPT

Truth ranks hell, doctoring, and love, then restages the same question for literature, where the third drafy wins.

This page is funny because it treats existential and editorial orders with the same deadpan seriousness. Love and raising hell are set beside doctoring, then literature enters with its own hierarchy of drafts. The misspelled final word only sharpens the charm, because the page praises revision while staying visibly uncorrected.

Claude

Two catechisms stacked: life (raising hell, being a doctor, falling in love) and literature (first draft, second draft, third drafy). The deliberate typo on the final answer is the punchline — the best draft is misspelled, because finishing is never a clean act.