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By Jack Joseph Smith
By Jack Joseph Smith
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Dandy delays leaving the restaurant to finish his eggs, claims he has a plan, and then tosses a dollar bill at the waiting officers as if dismissing them before Michael gives up and walks to the police car.
The page is pure Dandy provocation: he treats the police gauntlet as another audience and another chance to stage contempt. Michael's reaction is simpler and more exhausted, registering that the joke has already carried them back toward custody.
With cops 'waiting' outside, O'Dandy refuses to be hurried - 'Wait till I finish my eggs' - and floats a vague scheme he keeps stringing along: 'I'm waiting for more developements,' deciding it is time to 'put the iceing on the cake' of 'quite a fucking day.' Indifferent to Murphy already taken, he muddles toward 'plan one' over the narrator's pleas to 'just get the hell out of here.' Halfway through the police gauntlet he stages his signature gesture of contempt - pulling out his wallet, tossing 'a dollar bill... in the air' and announcing 'Okey boys, you can go home know' - a provocation so absurd the narrator can only say 'fuck it' and walk himself toward the police car.